Reblogged from ex-amberliu-undrgrnd-deactivate
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Uterus:
I hope you didn't like those underwear.
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Stomach:
EAT ALL THE THINGS!
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Emotions:
I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
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Stomach:
ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
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Uterus:
Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
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Me:
why can I not have a penis.